it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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