She said her name was "party"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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