I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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