Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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