I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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