So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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