Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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