Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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