I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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