That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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