Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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