Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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