He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
only you would photoshop your dick
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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