the day after is always just damage control
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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