I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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