At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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