when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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