hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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