end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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