me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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