I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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