margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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