I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
and she was petting her beer can
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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