You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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