she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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