Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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