i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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