You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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