At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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