That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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