I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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