Buhtt sex?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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