Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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