I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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