I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
how does that bad decision feel?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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