I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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