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Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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