She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
two words: eviction party
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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