Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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