if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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