Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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