It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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