i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize