I'm really into asian looking animals
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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