I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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