Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
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