Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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