why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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