I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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