ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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